Horrible Horrors and Terrible Tales,
Coming to You, on the Web, in the Mail!
Dastardly Demons and Ghoulish Ghoul-Guys
With Chills for your hearts and Thrills for your eyes,
Fine Art and Stories from Masters Macabre,
Sure to delight the most Angry of Mobs,
Check out this Collection, it's loaded with Bliss,
From the Ghouls and the Boys at Ol' Metropolis!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!